The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Randomize