party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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