There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
MIDGETS
????
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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