I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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