I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
