I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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