what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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