So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
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