i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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