she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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