i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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