You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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