i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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