Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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