sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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