do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
There's always time for handjobs
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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