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say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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