He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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