I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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