I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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