singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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