Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
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I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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