I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Michael Bay diarrhea
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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