and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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