Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
My vagina just recognized that song.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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