your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Randomize
