whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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