GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
Randomize
