She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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