Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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