It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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