What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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