I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She announced her abortion via fbk
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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