This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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