meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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