okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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