is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Operation Purity has been aborted
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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