i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
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