were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
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