would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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