last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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