Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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