new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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