I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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