I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
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she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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