Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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