remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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