He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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