my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Two words: nipple clamps
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