Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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