We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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