Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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