he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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