idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
only you would photoshop your dick
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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