Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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