Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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